Castiel: D-Dean? Wha-what are you doing?
Dean: Keeping a promise.
Castiel: I don’t understand. Why are you taking off your shirt?
Dean: I told you I wouldn’t let you die a virgin.
Castiel: Oh…but I…oh! (x)
Cas picking up Dean’s lingo and body language.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
that shirt would fit if i was a man: the musical
we are the future
【现代パロ 1 】 (MODERN AU)
Translations by me.
Second part coming up soon.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
You sure that was a cosplayer?
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die